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Previously we saw;

The Lurker’s agents, Humdinger, Access, Soothsayer and Greg Dean had marshaled together various champions from two Earths plus one to travel to five other alternate Earths. The Cowled Criminal’s Plaid Wall of Anti-Story was destroying each of those worlds.
The collective heroes’ mission was to calm the populace until Humdinger could bring the worlds into the Neververse.
The Neververse was a pocket dimension created from the Lurker’s life essence. It was a temporary solution until the Infinity Pencil could be used to save the universe permanently.
The Neververse pocket universe currently contained both the Parodyverse and the Satireverse. A side effect of this was that both universes were slowly merging and time was completely screwed up. When they finished merging, they would occupy the same space and destroy each other.

The Cowled Criminal had empowered Chronic to control the emotions of every man, woman and child on the remaining five Earths. All the people, including the various heroes native to those worlds, were filled with fear and anger.

While chaos reigned in the Parodyverse/Satireverse, two villains had hatched a plan to gather all the villains they could for an army. Those villains were Count Armageddon and the robot Brainattack.

The Cowled Criminal killed the cosmic being known as Eggo, the Living Waffle. Eggo’s essence had drifted through space to the planet Owna. Eggo’s last effort was to use his life energy to ignite the Central Flashlight Power Battery on Owna.

All of this happened in previous chapters of Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses.



Catch up at the Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Web Page or down below on the board!








The planet Owna stood barren and devoid of light for decades. For many millennia, it glowed with power. Power that had belonged to one of the oldest races in the universe, the GardenSmurfs.
Those powerful little blue aliens used their wisdom to create a universal police force. Arming them with Power Thimbles as well as Flashlights to charge the thimbles with, they sent their champions out to guard the Parodyverse from all sorts of threats.
They called them the Yellow Flashlights.
After the destructive fall of the Flashlights, the GardenSmurfs left the Parodyverse for parts unknown.
Now that the Central Flashlight Power Battery on Owna has ignited once again, that has all changed.

A yellow glow bathed the ruined Hall of Flashlight Power.
Energy older then most of the universe gathered into a central spot.
For the first time in what seemed like forever, the GardenSmurfs were back!
“What has transpired here brothers?”
“It seems someone has brought the power back. Someone has done that which we could not!”
“But that would require the life energy of a universal guardian. What could have done this?”
“Let us read the Battery. Then we will know brothers.”
They do. They saw how Eggo fell to the universe’s common enemy. They saw how he filled their Battery with his last bit of energy. They saw why he did this and what shape their universe was in.
After watching all of this there was only one thing they could say.
“This will not do.”






Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Part #13, Five Earths! Five Bad Days!





Alternate Earth File 00000791
Earth RGA
A world just like many others, this Earth developed super heroes during World War II. The Rightness Squad of America became heroes and after the successful end of that war some retired.
Eventually more heroes took over and now the Righteous Guild of America defends this earth from every sort of threat.

It should be noted that this world has met its end countless times yet it keeps returning. It is the home of the Infinite Pencil. This amazing cosmic artifact might be responsible for this universe’s constant resurrection.




Chaos.
Utter chaos.
That is the scene as hundreds of normally calm citizens charge towards the Plaid Wall of Entropy.
To make things worse, it was raining heavily.
A gigantic dragon tail crashed on the street just before the entropy wall. This act stunned the charging populace.
“Forget about it folks! No suicide missions today!” Fin Fang Foom, the great Makluan dragon warned them.
“LEAVE THE PEOPLE ALONE FOUL DRAGON OF THE DEPTHS!” a loud voice boomed.
Finny turned to see a sight he had expected. He had hoped maybe his team of off world heroes would have lucked out and this would have been an easy mission.
He hoped in vain.

[Crisis Pin-Up Poster #11: The Righteous Guild of America;
They stood defiant. A large, powerful team, it’s members filled with fear and rage.
Alloy Man flew in straight about the team. On his right was Genesis II and on his left was Thunderstorm (who was leaping towards Finny. He was the one who called the challenge to the dragon). On Thunderstorm’s left was Amazonia and on Genesis II’s right was Black Bird. Buzzing past Black Bird was the tiny Bee. Dr. Amazing flew in next to Amazonia.
Leading the charge directly below Alloy Man was former member of the JBH, the Patriot. To his left was Neptune and to his right was the Captain. Beside those two were Dream Catcher and Nite Avenger.
The Archer notched an arrow next to Nite Avenger. Flame readied a fireball beside Dream Catcher. The Spider swung by her webbing just above the Archer and Purple Sunshine brought up the rear.
Towering behind all of them was Gigantor.]

“Great. Just great.” Finny replied as he hit Thunderstorm back.
“Mayhap yon heroes have heard wrong about us?” Angelheart, the Satireverse version of Messenger replied as he swooped down with his angelic wings.
“Hey! I only impersonated Earth President G’Harri once!” the future hero and member of the Lair Legion of Super Heroes known as Chameleon Dragon replied as he changed into a strange off planet beast. “And that was just to get into that dance club on Hatman Street!”
“Somehow I don’t think that is the problem here young man.” CrazySugarBlast-OffLad! responded as he took to the air with his jet pack.
“Whatever the reason, we’re hopelessly outnumbered.” Charlotte Ouk, the young vigilante called Artimies, said as she aimed her crossbow.
“True, but that never stopped the Legion before. Come on. Lets hit them!” Finny commanded before swinging his mighty tail.
The large green tail swatted Black Bird and Amazonia away.
“I’m truly sorry, noble one. I do regret this act.” The saintly Angelheart apologized to the oncoming Norse Deity.
Thunderstorm snarled at the angel.
“But I have no choice. AAAAIIIREEE!” The sonic scream pushed Thunderstorm twenty miles from the battle.
Artimies leaped over Purple Sunshine while kicking him in the head. She then barley avoided getting stung by the Bee, turned and tired a small electro-net. The tiny hero was caught and shocked into unconsciousness.
“Sure, you can beat somebody smaller then you but how can you handle someone who’s your equal?” the Archer asked as he aimed a arrow towards Artimies’ heart.
“Just how many heroes are on this planet anyway?” Chameleon Dragon asked as he morphed from winged Foojur beast, to Rock-Biting Gumph to a Fire Snake from Citti Alpha 12. Each time he would hit or whip a different hero. Neptune, Nite Avenger and Sonic Widow all were knocked down before Genesis II hit the future Legionnaire through a wall.
“Enough of us.” He said.

While Finny could be seen in the background, taking shots from both Alloy Man and Flame, three figures watched from a rooftop.
The Patriot eyed the battle with his binoculars. “So you’re telling me these heroes kidnapped you, forced you to help them guard some kind of machine in the Old West and then everything went crazy?”
Dream Catcher looked on with the strange fear that all his fellow heroes had. “Yes! And now they’re here to take apart our world too! I thought you said they were nice? Wasn’t you a member of one of their teams?”
“The JBH. I know we shouldn’t fear them but I cant help but want to kill them now.” He moved his binoculars to look at the image of Humdinger stuck in the middle of the Plaid Wall that was absorbing block after block of their city. “There are so many mysteries. Why is that Humdinger woman you met there? What is she doing?”
Neither Dream Catcher or Mrs. Jones, the RGA's secretary, could offer any answers.

Terry Lucas was much older then the glory days of World War II. Back then he fought beside the Lair Society of Justice as CrazySugarBlast-OffLad! In hose days things were more black and white. Now his face was full of wrinkles, his pace was slower and his hair was grayer. As he took out both the Captain and Mr. Stretch, he wished things were a bit simpler.
The Spider sent her webbing at the aged, colorful hero.
“Sorry Ma’am but you leave me no choice.” He used his ancient jetpack to set fire to the webs then flung his ancient shield at her. It bounced off her head, knocking her out.
“LEAVE HER ALONE!” Ham-Boy shouted.
“I’m sorry son but you people need to listen to us. We’re trying to save your Earth.”
Ryan Johnson, a.k.a. Ham-Boy, did not believe the hero but instead prepared to fight. “Whatever it takes, I’ll stop you! You off-worlders have brought nothing but destruction to this Earth!”
CrazySugarBlast-OffLad! aimed his day-glow weapon at the young hero, “Listen, I really hate doing this boy but…”
A red and blue blur sped towards the colorfully retired hero. The blur said simply, “Then don’t.”
WHACK!
CrazySugarBlast-OffLad! fell to the hard pavement, stunned.
Ham-Boy looked up at the hovering hero who had saved him with confusion. “Thanks but aren’t you Genesis? I thought you died.”
“That’s news to me.” The out of time hero replied before using his super speed to tear after Fin Fang Foom.



The Paradopolis section called Shelton, where a group of villains known as the League of Irregulars run up the street on patrol. Behind them flew or ran Hatman, CrazySugarFreakBoy!, Union Jake, Mr. Amazing and his twin super powered children, Todd & Jamie Allen.
Any villains remaining on the twin Earths have been cooperating with the heroes. They’ve been assigned to patrol the cities, watch for frightened people and try to hold back any disasters.
As the heroes watched the League of Irregulars, something strange happened.
All the members; the Anti-Jarvis, Lisa the Chaste, the Anti-Visionary, Silent Starseed, the White Knight, the Anti-Yo, NTU-151, the Micro-Banjooos, Fe Fi Fo Fum and the Man Who's Always There all vanished within a strange light affect.
“OH MY STARS AND GARTERS!” CrazySugarFreakBoy! said. “Where did they go?”
“I’ve no idea Dream, but we’d better report that another set of villains vanished. How many does that make so far?” the older, retired Mr. Amazing asked.
“Over two hundred.” Hatman replied with deep concern on his face.





Alternate Earth File 00004682
Earth CB
Many Earths share certain similarities. This Earth is just like many others. It reflects the 1970s and 1980s of more Earths, with it’s own heroes and villains.
It’s named after the premier team, the Champion Battalion. There are other heroes and teams as well.




Just yesterday, the sky was blue and the birds were chirping.
Everything was just as it should be.
Then, without warning, the skies reddened, the weather went crazy and everything started to go to Hell.
Things became worse as the strange wall of Anti-Story started to pass through their universe. The cosmic being known as Equindox was not even aware the disturbance was coming. That alone frightened everyone.

The Champion Battalion gathered in Victory Park, located in the middle of the great city Toillington.
It was an amazing sight to see. Blackbird flew to the ground in his sophisticated bird armor. Mongoose used her super speed to cross the ocean from her native Hawaii to arrive within seconds. The impact vibrations announced the arrival of a twenty-foot tyrannosaurus, otherwise known as the boy hero Tyranus.
Then the others arrived, each in their own fashion; Fabric, Solarflare, Elastic Woman, Golden Giant, Madam Liberty, the Squirrel and
the Archer.
“Why are we meeting? There’s more we could do out there!” the hotheaded and fully flamed Solarflare asked.
“Maybe Alpha has a better idea on how we can stop the disasters.” Fabric replied as she randomly intertwined strands of fabric from her fingertips.
The thirty-foot Golden Giant bent down. His voice boomed, “Leave it to Fabric to look at the bright side.”
“Yeeow! Whisper next time Goldie! You forgot I have sensitive hearing!” the Squirrel complained as he hopped around in pain.
The Archer laughed as she sharpened her arrow tips.
“What I want to know is why there is a strange woman in the middle of that Plaid Wall?” Elastic Woman wondered aloud.
“Who cares? We should be out there saving people instead of just standing here talking.” Blackbird shot back.
Mongoose assured him, “I’ve made sure on my way back from Hawaii that the town was deserted. We’ve got everyone out.”
The large t-rex started to morph down to the short, redheaded boy who has taken the hero name of Tyranus. “Hey, look up there! Is that who I think it is?”
Beautiful music could be felt in their souls as a woman with colorful butterfly wings started down for the ground. All could feel the wonderful power within her.
“Starglow! Any word from space?” Madam Liberty asked.
With her voice resonating like music, the Cosmic Butterfly replied, “I’m afraid the destruction has come to all the universe. As far as I can tell, it’s everywhere.”
A proud, ancient, noble voice came from up the trail, “That’s just as I feared.”
“Finally!” Blackbird snapped, “The immortal Alpha Prime has arrived to fill us in. Maybe we can now do something instead of chat like old women.”
“Blackbird, your incorrigible! What’s happening Alpha?” Fabric asked.
Mongoose added, “What can we do?”
Just listening to his voice brought a calming feeling. He had been around for eons and everyone trusted his guidance. “First off we must call in any other heroes and find the source for all the disasters. I do not believe we have separate problems. They are all connected.”
His communication device went off and Alpha Prime clicked it. An image of their alley, Moonlord, appeared before them.
Her predecessor was always so brilliant at operating the machines on their lunar base. Like so many before him, he was known as the Moonlord.
Now she takes over for him. She’s fully aware she is nothing like her father but she’s all they have so she’ll do the best she can.
“Alpha, Champions, it’s me. The readings are off the scale.”
“Tell us something we don’t know.” Blackbird snapped.
Alpha Prime was quick to squash his attitude, “Enough Bird. Go on Moonlord.”
“I’m picking up a strange level of anxiety. Tensions are starting to build all across the earth. People are feeling a great deal of fear.”
The Immortal Warrior looked closely at his team. They did seem different. The Squirrel was practically beside himself twitching.
Moonlord’s voice started to reflect the emotional tide, “Alpha, what do I do?”
“She’s right. Things are falling apart out there!” it was not like Fabric to become negative about anything.
“If you cant lead us I will!” Blackbird warned.
“Hey!” Tyranus shot back, “You don’t talk to Alpha that way!”
“Yeah!” Archer agreed.
The young hero continued his threat to Blackbird, “If you even think of fighting Alpha I’ll squash you!”
Mongoose tried to calm the teen hero, “Simmer down Rex.”
Golden Giant stood up, which was enough to get anyone’s attention, “Just try hurting Black Bird and I’LL squash you, little lizard!”
LAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA
Starglow’s loud musical note was enough to stop the rising anger.
“Thank you Starglow. We need to… focus Champions. I…”
Madam Liberty voiced the concern most felt, “Alpha? Are you alright?”
“The emotional wave is starting to get to even me. Starglow, how are you feeling?”
“I can sense the power of the outside forced emotions but they have no effect on me. I am concerned for all of you though.”
“An outside source?” Mongoose asked. “So if we could find the source…”
“Then everyone would be ok! How do we do it though?” Elastic Woman wondered aloud.
Moonlord answered for them with her next report from the moon, “Champion Battalion! People are teleporting to your exact location! They’re coming from outside the universe!”
“Outside the UNIVERSE?” Blackbird repeated as a strange glow started to appear before them.

When the glow died down, five heroes from two Earths appeared.
CrazySugarFreakBabe! leaped into the air and landed with glee, “Wow! It worked! We’re on another Earth! Of course, you know this isn’t the first time I’ve universe hopped. I’ve been to your Parodyverse y’know. I met my male counterpart and everything. That’s when my boy friend, Golden Boy, died.”
“That’s great Dreamspeaker but maybe we’d better ask those heroes where we are.” Phantom Ghost Girl from the Lair Legion of Super Heroes said.
Pegasus, in her robed human form, looked at the native heroes like they were beneath her. Of course, she thought everyone was beneath her.
Harlagaz Donarson also eyed them, but his look was one of suspiciousness.
Jackie Rabbit replied to Phantom Ghost Girl, her long time friend and JBH teammate, “I agree Tonya.” She then leaped towards the heroes.
“Hi! My name is Jackie Rabbit and… UGGH!”
It happened so fast no one knows who did what first. Elastic Woman, now terrified, stretched her arm and fist towards Jackie. She knocked the heroine for a loop.
At the same time, Blackbird flew off into the air and sent his razor sharp Talon-Missiles towards CrazySugarFreakBabe! The female agent of Chaos and Satireverse heroine easily leaped out of the way.
Alpha Prime grabbed his head, “Wait… no. This is not right…” he could not concentrate with the strong emotions forcing their way into his being.
“They are giving us a chance for battle!” a delighted Harlagaz said with glee. “HAVE AT THEE FOUL FELONS!”
“HARLAGAZ! WAIT!” However, PGG’s command was ignored as the Son of Donar leaped and tackled Golden Giant.
A couple of minutes later Victory Park was in complete chaos.
Pegasus, in her full winged horse form, was dodging fire blasts from Solarflare. Phantom Ghost Girl had phased while Madam Liberty tried to connect a fist to the future hero’s intangible chin. Golden Giant laid on the ground, passed out while Harlagaz slugged Tyranus in his full Tyrannosaur form. Mongoose was speeding in a circle, creating a mini-tornado with CrazySugarFreakBabe! Trapped inside while Fabric started to spin out her living thread from her fingers to ensnare the Chaotic Female champion the minute Mongoose set her free.
Jackie Rabbit and the Squirrel faced off. In the background, both Blackbird and the Archer lay unconscious.
“Who are you really and why do you dress like my old partner?” the Squirrel demanded as they circled each other. His tail twitched.
“What are you talking about fuzzy? I’m Jackie Rabbit! We came to help your world!”
“My partner was JACK Rabbit and he died saving the world. No two-bit imposer will EVER take that away!”
“Jack? My brother is Jack Rabbit and as far as I know he’s still alive.”
A voice continued the conversation from just a ways off, a voice that shocked them both.
“Hold on. I’m Jack Rabbit and I never had a sister. And Squirrel, where do you come off saying I’m dead?”
A man dressed similarly to Jackie’s twin brother, yet brown instead of white, looked at the heroes in confusion.
“Jack” the Squirrel gasped in wonder. “But you’re dead!”

Starglow was carrying an angry Elastic Woman away from the Plaid Wall.
“LET GO OF ME! IT’S CALLING TO ME! I must jump into it!”
“No. You are not in full control of your senses Carol. When one of those off worlders threw you near that Plaid Wall you suddenly wanted to enter it. To do so would mean instant death.”
She flew her fellow teammate closer to the top of a building. Two heroes stood their waiting for her. One, a graying older man in red said “Starglow, what’s happening with Elastic Woman?”
“Captain Crimson, Jewel, I need you to contain her. As soon as she got within close proximity to the Entropy Wall she suddenly wanted to fling herself into it!”
“Talk about a suicide wish! Why would she do that Captain?”
“I do not know Jewel but it’s our civic minded duty to keep her here. Thank you Starglow!”
The Cosmic Butterfly flew back towards the crazy battle of heroes, leaving the retired Captain Crimson and his now adult partner to hold onto their heroine friend.
“Captain! She’s breaking free!”
“LET ME GO!” Elastic Woman stretched out of her friends arms and smacked them both to the ground. Before anyone could stop her she stretched into the Plaid Wall of Anti-Story. Her stretched limbs vanished within it as if they never were.

“Did you see that? Elastic Woman’s dead!” Animaila called out in fear.
Her fellow Vindicators; TK, Power Urge, Harmony and Ally Cat all stood on a near by roof top in shock.
“Well them team, we know why. Don’t we?” their leader, TK, asked.
Power Urge charged up his energy, “Yeah we do! Those off worlders! Lets get ‘em!”
The teens charged towards the park.

At the park, the heroes were not making much headway. Jackie Rabbit, Phantom Ghost Girl, Harlagaz, Pegasus and CrazySugarFreakBabe! were surrounded by many heroes.
Amazing Boy flew in with his cape billowing and his fists crackling with energy. “Who are they?”
“We don’t know Amazing Boy but they must be responsible for all that’s been going on!” Mongoose replied.
“Amazing Boy?” Phantom Ghost Girl and Jackie looked at each other.



The Neververse, where a floating rock sits in void space.
Unlike regular space, this emptiness is not an airless vacuum. That is why Greg Dean can stand there and look out at a large portal. Access is the one next to him grinding his teeth as he keeps the portal open. It is the largest he’s ever attempted.
One other person is with them. His name is the Acoustic Avenger. He’s the Chronic of the Satireverse and his Heaven made guitar can give him a lot of righteous power.
The Satireverse hero looks the other way at the slowly merging Parodyverse and Satireverse Earths. “It sure is a long way down from here!”
“Yes it is.” Greg replied with no interest. “Listen to me. Your Parodyverse duplicate, Chronic, is playing Steve with all his evil might to confuse the people on five Earths. Humdinger is trying with all her might to bring those universes into the Neververse. You need to play your guitar to counter Steve and help Humdinger. Can you do it?”
“I don’t know but I’ll sure try!”
The Acoustic Avenger started to play his folk music like there was no tomorrow.




As good wrestled for control over evil, with Humdinger pulling with all her might, it did not take long.

On Technopolis Earth;
Premiere and the Satireverse Mr. Epitome, called Fugleman, stopped their colossal fight to look at the sky for a moment.

On RGA Earth;
Fin Fang Foom was about to shoot fire at the oncoming Alloy Man and Dr. Amazing when all three suddenly stopped. The desire to battle gone, these heroes knew something was happening.

On Switch Sex Earth;
Desert Rose and Kieko were in the middle of fighting Hatgal and the male version of Dancer when the world started to shift.

On CB Earth;
Jackie Rabbit, Animaila, Pegasus and Alpha Prime watched the world twist and fade while Starglow’s eyes blazed white like the sun.

On Nazi Earth;
The Golden Age Pigeonman, Mr. Epitome, American Joe and the Beam could do nothing as the entire universe faded from existence.

At the center of it all Humdinger screamed. Five different universes rapidly sucked through her and into the Neververse.

Chronic screamed as he lost instant control over billions of souls. He screamed as his mind was filled with many, many, many beings, all of them crying out at once. “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Two earths were previously saved from destruction. Now five more have joined them.
Moreover, Humdinger, given great powers by the man she was forced to kill, was simply no more.



Leeta Trainor woke up on the same asteroid that Greg Dean, Access and the Acoustic Avenger were standing on. She was very weak.
Her only love, Scott Asher, otherwise known as Access, held her.
It was Greg who spoke first, “The essence of Humdinger is gone. You sacrificed everything to bring those worlds here.”
“Not everything Greg. I was expecting to die. I killed him Greg. I murdered the Lurker. There is no way I can atone for that. I’m dieing. I can feel it but it’s still not enough to bring him back.”
She broke down and cried in Scott’s arms.
It’s quiet for a while as they watched the seven Earths co-existing in the same space.
“At least the worlds are beautiful from up here.” Scott finally said.
Greg replied, “I only wish we didn’t have the same problems as before.”
Access agreed. “Yeah. The Earths are still merging and when the vibrations that separate them slow down enough they will explode.”
“At least everyone who could help us is safe, for now.” Greg concluded.




“NOO! PLEASE NO! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!”
Chronic screamed in the darkness.
“Yes.” The Cowled Criminal finally said with no emotion whatsoever. “I could continue to punish you for your failure but it would only waste my precious time. Go Chronic. You disgust me.
Power undreamt of blazed around the agonizing Chronic. In a flash of painful energy, the undead musician and his devil guitar were flung from the Cowled Criminal’s secret base and smashed into the hard, cold ground of the merging Parodyverse Earth.
He lied there for hours, unwanted, in a heap.
Strange inhuman eyes watched him from a robotic skull like ship.
“The one called Chronic is broken. He will be of no use to our plans.” Brainattack decided as his ship moved on.





To be continued as we spend some time with the original Amazing Guy, Tom Irving, and the hero known as Swift. Two men vs. an entire world.
Out probably next week.
Check it out and say good-bye.











All Through The Footnotes






TOO MANY EARTHS NOTE #1:
Satireverse, Nazi Earth, Switch Sex Earth, Technopolis Earth and Earth RGA
These and all the other Alternate Earths are better explained here.


A more up to date version is waiting until after Crisis.




MY CHILDHOOD HEROES NOTE
I read too many comics as a kid. I read so many that the characters and concepts were spilling out of my brain.
As a child, I started to create my own heroes. What comic read didn’t? It was the 1970s and the Silver Age was in full swing. My ideas reflected that.
Most of the heroes started out because of a toy I had and the ideas that popped in my mind because of it. That’s where Moonlord came from.
As a teen in the 1980s my creativity, constant moving every three years and lack of many friends allowed me to refine my creations. I drew up sketches of these characters and started to create a shared continuity with them. I had my own little universe. I wanted to one day work in comics and bring them all to life. Music affected my imagination as much back then as it does now. The Cyndi Lauper song “All Through The Night” helped me picture Starglow and most of the Champion Battalion as they appear now.
As a newly married adult, working at a minimum wage kid’s indoor amusement park, running rides for the tots, I would have plenty of time on my hands. Plots and storylines formed.
There is a great idea for a novel series based on some of these ideas. Because of this, some characters have been excluded.
Now, as I throw all sorts of creations and parodies around here, I’ve decided that these heroes of my youth will never get into the main stream.
Heck, I don’t want to work for comic companies anymore.
Therefore, I’ve decided to introduce them and all their mostly generic flavor to the Parodyverse.
Where will I go from there with these guys? Who knows?
Here is a deliberately incomprehensive list with pictures I drew when I was much, much younger.

Thanks to Ian for hosting these pics!

Champion Battalion;


Alpha Prime


Blackbird


Mongoose


Fabric


Tyranus


Solarflare


Elastic Woman


Golden Giant


Madam Liberty


The Squirrel


Starglow


Archer

The Vindicators (youth team) ;



TK


Animaila


Power Urge

Harmony (No picture)
Ally Cat (No picture)

Solo heroes;



Captain Crimson and the Jewel (retired hero and his junior sidekick who has grown to an adult.


Moonlord II (The replacement for the Original Moonlord)

Other Pictures;



The Earth Guard.
I created a sort of All Star Squadron where all my heroes are part of a bigger team. Story wise this is not going to happen on Earth CB.
This is a picture of them and some notes on other ideas back then. Ignore Monster Crew and Century as those are concepts for possible future publication (If I’m blessed/lucky enough about the Annabelle novel.)



Imagine my surprise when I discovered as I went through my old idea folder that Jack actually existed before I joined the PV!
Another shock was when I took a closer look at the Earth Guard group pic. I created Amazing Boy back then too. Sheesh.





This story is written and copyrighted (C) 2006 by Scott Bryan (also known as AG), and may not be
reprinted without permission. Annabelle, Roland, Anthony Foresight, vampirates, Sunset Sal, Amazing Guy, Justin Time, Jack Rabbit, Jackie Rabbit, Desert Rose, Eli the Elemental, Kid Produce, Scott Brunsen, Tom Irving, the JBH, Amazing Bunch, Champion Battalion, Alpha Prime, Blackbird, Mongoose, Fabric, Tyranus, Solarflare, Elastic Woman, Golden Giant, Madam Liberty, Squirrel,
Starglow, Archer, Vindicators, TK, Animaila, Power Urge, Harmony, Ally Cat, Captain Crimson, Blue Jewel, Equindox, Amazing Boy and Moonlord all are properties of Scott Bryan and AG.





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